We all have had some weird experiences with birds. From shitting on our clothes to flapping their wings in our faces to scare us away.
We all have some kind of bizarre experience with them.
This woman from London had a rather hilarious one with two pigeons. Lucy Toppings, who stays in London, UK had two uninvited guests in her house. After two hours of being at home, Lucy realised that there were two pigeons sitting quietly in her room watching her eat.
The best thing that she did was to document the entire incident on her Twitter account. Her first tweet was captioned, “I’ve been in my house for about two hours, I just looked up and there are TWO PIGEONS in my sitting room watching me eat my tea. What the f**k do I do?” She also shared an image of the two pigeons sitting on the shelf.
Here are the tweets:
Ive been in my house for about two hours, I just looked up and there’s TWO PIGEONS in my sitting room watching me eat my tea. What the fuck do I do? pic.twitter.com/wBtcDA0ag9
— Lucy Topping (@lucytopping) April 23, 2019
All the windows are shut. What is this pigeon magic?
— Lucy Topping (@lucytopping) April 23, 2019
Ive asked them to leave and they’re just LOOKING AT ME pic.twitter.com/YRW11vSz4q
— Lucy Topping (@lucytopping) April 23, 2019
Ive asked them to leave and they’re just LOOKING AT ME pic.twitter.com/YRW11vSz4q
— Lucy Topping (@lucytopping) April 23, 2019
THEY’VE SHIT IN MY BATH
— Lucy Topping (@lucytopping) April 23, 2019
I can only deduce that this is the pigeon who we affectionately called ‘Mr Pigeon’ that lives in a cat flat beneath my toilet. (Weird I know) It looks like him and his girlfriend have come through the cat flat, shit in my bath and are now watching TV in a bid to steal my life.
— Lucy Topping (@lucytopping) April 23, 2019
I can only deduce that this is the pigeon who we affectionately called ‘Mr Pigeon’ that lives in a cat flat beneath my toilet. (Weird I know) It looks like him and his girlfriend have come through the cat flat, shit in my bath and are now watching TV in a bid to steal my life.
— Lucy Topping (@lucytopping) April 23, 2019
NOTHING IS MOVING THEM. Not even a tiny broom.
— Lucy Topping (@lucytopping) April 23, 2019
Prick pic.twitter.com/nqLi2Mw7e9
— Lucy Topping (@lucytopping) April 23, 2019
THEY’VE SHIT IN THE TOILET. Respect.
— Lucy Topping (@lucytopping) April 23, 2019
Have moved all my favourite stuff out, turned the lights off and am having a gin in my kitchen. It is their room now.
— Lucy Topping (@lucytopping) April 23, 2019
OH NO pic.twitter.com/HaPSTMgXvR
— Lucy Topping (@lucytopping) April 23, 2019
After an absolutely nightmarish fight/flight sequence, they left out the window and into the night like nothing happened. Sorry for the screaming, Highbury.
— Lucy Topping (@lucytopping) April 23, 2019
And in the furore I forgot about my baked potatoes that were in the oven. RIP potatoes.
— Lucy Topping (@lucytopping) April 23, 2019
